I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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