The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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