Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
it glows. i had to have it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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