I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
NoShamevember. You game?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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