Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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