Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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