I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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