I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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