we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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