singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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