Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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