I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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