I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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