so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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