do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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