Non-Jews are for practice
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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