it's like iHOP with fire
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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