Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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