Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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