I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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