how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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