I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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