Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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