he wants to bone in the snuggie
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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