I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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