Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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