the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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