yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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