You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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