I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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