STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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