she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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