I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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