belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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