haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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