I didn't shave. On purpose
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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