Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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