They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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