none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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