I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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