even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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