Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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