Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm too high and old for this...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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