I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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