So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
COCAINE IS GR8
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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