I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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