Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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