the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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