piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize