You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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